Xtra Large

Maybe, as a reader of a blog called so you want to be a sommelier? you've asked yourself at one point or another what it might be like to be a sommelier. Possibly you've wondered how sommeliers go about opening up and pouring those big bottles of wine (what is the name of that size, again?). Or maybe you've been craving a decent joke involving both wine and famous rappers who've been shot.

No matter what, this piece I wrote for Bon Appetit has you covered. Enjoy.

My homeboy Darren likes to open up the big bottles. He tells some good rapper jokes, too.